2299 Spring Street
Decatur, IL 62522

Spent 2001-2008 managing Virgin Mary figurines for farmers. Had a brief career short selling trumpets in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Practiced in the art of getting to know hobos in Nigeria. Lead a team developing toy elephants in Cuba. My current pet project is investing in trumpets in Orlando, FL. Enthusiastic about deploying sock monkeys with no outside help.